Office Clown
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| Name | OfficeClown |
|---|---|
| Developer(s) | Steven Woodall |
| Initial release | 2001 |
| Description | Every office has it's clown. Now here's one for your Office. Made for those folks who don't know how to get rid of their assistant, but are not serious enough to care what it does. |
| Extra data | Hi. I'm your Office Clown.~~I'm here to hinder you in anyway I can.~~I'm Sniffles. Bite Me!~~Geez! How'd you get in this mess?~~Did someone put a sign on my back that says Kick Me!?~~Why Don't you close this document and start all over?~~When all else fails, read the instructions.~~I can do a funny trick with this document...Wanna see it disappear forever??~~When's Coffee Break?~~Revision? What revision? I don't see no stinkin' revision!^^Hey! It's time to do some real work.~~You asked me to remind you. I can't do All your work for you!~~Don't shoot me! I'm only the messenger!~~Stop Browsing and get some real work done. |
| Animations | 43 |
| TTS voice | None |
| Download | https://tmafe.com/char/OfficeClown.acs |
Office Clown is a Microsoft Agent character created by Steven Woodall. His appearance is, as his name suggests, a clown.
Character data
| Character data for Office Clown | |
|---|---|
| File name: | OfficeClown.acs |
| Description: | Every office has it's clown. Now here's one for your Office. Made for those folks who don't know how to get rid of their assistant, but are not serious enough to care what it does. |
| Extra data: | Hi. I'm your Office Clown.~~I'm here to hinder you in anyway I can.~~I'm Sniffles. Bite Me!~~Geez! How'd you get in this mess?~~Did someone put a sign on my back that says Kick Me!?~~Why Don't you close this document and start all over?~~When all else fails, read the instructions.~~I can do a funny trick with this document...Wanna see it disappear forever??~~When's Coffee Break?~~Revision? What revision? I don't see no stinkin' revision!^^Hey! It's time to do some real work.~~You asked me to remind you. I can't do All your work for you!~~Don't shoot me! I'm only the messenger!~~Stop Browsing and get some real work done. |
| File size: | 1.05 MB |
| Animations: | 43 |
| TTS voice: | <Speech Output Disabled/No TTS Engine Found> |
| GUID: | {5DBEA3B5-864D-4069-AEC5-20093667B7EA} |
| TTSMode ID: | <Speech Output Disabled/No TTS Engine Found> |
| TTS speed: | 170 |
| TTS pitch: | 0 |
| Width: | 124px |
| Length: | 93px |
Trivia
- Strangely, Ponx's copy of the character seems to not work.
- As with most classical Microsoft Agents, he has his own color table to utilize multiple unique colors to make the character seem higher quality.
- Office Clown is actually Clown and Sniffles but with a smaller frame size to cooperate with the Office Assistant style.
- There is a similar character developed by the same creator called Sniffles, which uses the same model from Hash Animation Master, but has a lot of animations.
- Office Clown is one of the known different versions of Clown, the others being Bass Clown, Crooner Clown, Guitar Clown, and Piano Clown, but with Office Assistant-styled animations.